Almost party time!
Happy 70th Birthday, grandpa! You’ve made it this far so blow out seventy candles whilst keeping at it, whatever you do. Work, play, nap, have sex, date, go to the gym, volunteer and be sure to complain how things were better in the good old days. Play with your grandchildren, walk your dog or pet your cat, travel, be with your friends, fret about your aging face and body, whilst knowing that your looks can easily beat a 60 year olds. Have a great 70th birthday party!